no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
