Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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