Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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