I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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