Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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