Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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