He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
God, I missed his penis.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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