CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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