Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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