doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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