So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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