So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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