3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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