Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
that's an acceptable place to lick
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wear drunk well.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
