They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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