told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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