she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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