she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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