suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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