So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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