Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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