Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
