ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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