A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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