OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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