her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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