I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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