Pappa wants mamma naked
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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