Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
