To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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