IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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