what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The power of my boobs compel you
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