its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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