Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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