my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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