I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't like sucking hair
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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