It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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