He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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