is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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