The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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