return my video game
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
