11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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