Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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