No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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