So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
