Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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