Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
