the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dicks are not precious.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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