maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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