she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dignity is for republicans.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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